Im just going to drown my sorrows in Goldfish crackers

I’m just going to drown my family in living goldfish

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Yeah

So I tried to explain to Aura in adult terms why she pissed me off over Christmas and why I won’t answer the phone to her, and her response was to call me a weirdo who is brainwashed, won’t see her therapist, has too many animals, refuses to be helped by her saintly siblings and is turning quickly into her mother, spiraling faster and faster down a whirlpool into hell. Then cut my phone service off.

Well that’s nice to know.

Anyway, for those of you who text me at all, I no longer have a phone.

Dr. Alan Grant appreciation life

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raiykei:

  • Time for D&D
  • Sit in corner because foul mood
  • Cousin comes walking down the stairs
  • Doesn’t see you
  • Proceeds to talk shit about you to his friend
  • Walks to kitchen still talking shit
  • Walks out of kitchen
  • Finally sees you
  • Stops mid sentence and stares
  • Proceeds to call you an asshole for sitting in a corner and not saying anything while he talks crap

Someday I will introduce your cousin to my fist.

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Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

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magicalcherryblossoms:

 Yet Another Man's Battlefield OVA 4

ALL THE ABUBUS

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fuckyeahhistorycrushes: The first woman to ask for divorce and lead an army, Eleanor of Aquitaine lived until she was 82 (pretty good considering most died in their 40s). She got a formal education, which was really rare for women in that era. There are rumours that she poisoned her second husband Henry II’s mistress, the Fair Rosamund.  This lady’s bad-ass. I have a poster of this one on my wall. Fuck yeah epic paintings.
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fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

The first woman to ask for divorce and lead an army, Eleanor of Aquitaine lived until she was 82 (pretty good considering most died in their 40s). She got a formal education, which was really rare for women in that era. There are rumours that she poisoned her second husband Henry II’s mistress, the Fair Rosamund. 

This lady’s bad-ass.

I have a poster of this one on my wall. Fuck yeah epic paintings.

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OMG I NEVER THOUGHT GETTING STARTED ON GUILD WARS WOULD BE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS

AKJHFLUIRGHIOUWETHJG;EOHEI;PUOJETYIOHJL

jean-havoc-rp:

skypirateness:

sweettoothbistarkid:

Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Bellatrix Lestrange, Snape, George Weasley, Nevillie Longbottom

Best Friend: Albus Dumbledore.
Lover: Harry Potter
Enemy: Albus Dumbledore.
Twin Wand With: Fred Weasley
First Kiss: Neville Longbottom.
Killed By: Ron Weasley.

Why, Ron, why?

Best Friend: Hermione Granger
Lover: Fred Weasley
Enemy: Lord Voldemort
Twin Wand With: George Weasley
First Kiss: Neville Longbottom
Killed By: Bellatrix Lestrange

Best Friend: Sirius Black (hells yeah)

Lover: Draco Malfoy 

Enemy: Neville Longbottom (Oh dear)

Twin Wand With: Ron 

First Kiss: Fred

Killed By: Hermione

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And somewhere a lot of people are obnoxiously insisting that we live in the greatest country in the world! And I am just like